It’s like getting your tongue stuck to a flagpole, except it’s your dick.

The list of things you shouldn’t do in -33 degree weather is long and probably significantly longer than the list of things you *can* do when it’s that cold. Human beings just aren’t designed to exist at temperatures that low, and when they venture out into such blistering cold, some pretty bad and embarrassing things can happen.

For example, this man apparently decided to drop his pants and have a piss out in the cold. However, he slipped — leading to his dick being frozen to the ground.

Ouch!

Dont go pissing outside in minus 33°C weather if you can't stay on your feet.
byu/Apocaflex inThatsInsane